Things the books don't tell you

1. A two month old baby is as much a pain (Are we allowed to admit it?) as a joy.
2. The man will not hear the baby crying even if he's sleeping 5 feet away.
3. Lack of sleep will turn you into a shit head.
4. You must put up with lots of crap from people telling you what to do.
5. No two people will tell you the same thing.
6. People will contradict themselves as they give you advice based on a rose tinted version of their own experience.
7. You will make people sick of constantly having to listen to you go on and on about your baby.