Somewhat better

Okay so I'm a bit lame to not make my own template. But I have to blog renegade style, quickly editing blog when no-one is around and jumping to Excel or Pastel when I hear footsteps.

I don't get paid to blog you see. And while there is no "boss" around, I have to be a good example to the subs.

Just checking

In the process of sorting out sorry state of affairs here.

No more hard work.

I've decided to spend more time with my neglected blog. And what a sorry state it's in too. Template all messed up, old old posts, and not comments.

Might have something to do with a ijiit I got tangled up with. Works in HQ. Nice but dim co-worker booked a trail at our centre. And Ijiit wanted to blame someone. I actually drove three hours out of town to meet him just to be told he didn't believe me. Hd to leave baby behind fighting with his daycare. Took nice but dim with seeing as it was all her fault. But surprisingly I didn't hear a peep out of her. She didn't answer one question, or counter one allegation (all false). She just at there! I was the one who ended up doing all of the talking. Can't believe she was scared of the Ijiit. What the worst he could have done to us. He couldn't even have fired us. If he had it would have given me the forum to state my case re: useless bosses, indecicive policy makers, crooks, his own incompetence in overseeing our project, useless admin staff and their endless useless-timewasting meetings and even more crooks. He didn't fire me. But he will remember me.

I've got the most awful headache sitting in my brain so I'm going to quit now. Have to find me some more free music to download...

Things the books don't tell you

1. A two month old baby is as much a pain (Are we allowed to admit it?) as a joy.
2. The man will not hear the baby crying even if he's sleeping 5 feet away.
3. Lack of sleep will turn you into a shit head.
4. You must put up with lots of crap from people telling you what to do.
5. No two people will tell you the same thing.
6. People will contradict themselves as they give you advice based on a rose tinted version of their own experience.
7. You will make people sick of constantly having to listen to you go on and on about your baby.

It's been too long!

Can't believe my last post was in Feb last year. The powerpoint presentation version of my life since then is:

Feb: Started getting sick every morning. Didn't feel like blogging

Mar: Realised I was pregnant.

Apr: Started feeling exited, scared, sorry for myself, exited, apprehensive, happy, sad, scared, worried, glad (not getting any younger), apprehensive... etc.

May: Can't remember.

Jun: Told people at work. Started getting fat. Spineless friend (that is married to pushy wife) of himself came over from Saudi to sit prof. exam.

Jul: Wrists too swollen to type.

Aug: God knows how I dragged myself through work and around the office.

Sep - Oct: Went on maternity leave. Sat at home doing nothing.FPAW ass got fired. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Nov: Gave birth.

Dec: A tale of woe too sad to told.

Jan: Back at work. Half asleep.